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Pleez Lern Inglesh. Also, PS3 is "Worth it" according to PS3 Dude.

The internet is a wonderful place. There is so much to learn online, and you can be exposed to all sorts of interesting ideas, and expand your horizons if you wish, all from the safety of your own home den. However, the opposite is true, especially of spelling and grammar. This is what can result. Coming from the EBgames website, a ‘reader review’, in regards to a PS3 Bundle.

 

Its Worth it Reviewed By: ps3 dude Date: Sunday, September 23, 2007 This is like the best deal ever. The ps3 is great. Tons of nice games will come out for it next year. I dont really care about the backwards capability because i alreadii hav a ps2, Also ps3 is a blue- ray player alot and it has a lot of wifi functionalities so its a nice system.”

 

Lets deconstruct this amazing review, for the salient points.

 

‘This is like the best deal ever. The ps3 is great.’

I was unawares this is the best deal in existence. I was under the impression that winning the powerball lottery would be superior in ‘best deal’ category, but seeing as the ps3 is great, I guess I cannot argue.

 

‘Tons of nice games will come out for it next year.’

Tons of Bad games will come out for it as well I am betting, but lets applaud the reviewer for thinking that the glass is half-full, right?

 

‘… because I alreadii hav a ps2,’

I applaud our intrepid reviewer for having made it far enough in life, to not only be able to afford a computer to butcher the word “already”, but also to deftly avoid the vicious red pens of any English teacher they have crossed in their schooling. The hav is just the icing on a cake laden with lazyness.

 

‘Also ps3 is a blue- ray player a lot and it has a lot of wifi functionalities so it’s a nice system’

It is comforting to know that the PS3 is a blue- ray player a lot. It will be a hard choice to choose between it being a blue- ray player a lot, and using it to play tons of nice games next year. Also, I was not aware that it had a lot of wifi functionalities! Actually, I was not aware there was such a thing AS a ‘functionalities’… How nice of a system must THAT be? Pretty nice is my guess.

-S

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